Saturday, July 14, 2012

 DEJAH THORIS


The greatest of ERB's heroines was the incomparably beautiful Martian Princess, 
Dejah Thoris. 
Inspiration for JCB's vision of this most beautiful woman on two planets was his wife, 
Jane Ralston Burroughs. 
Jack supplemented Jane's live modelling with hundreds of photographs 
and it is our pleasure to share some of these photos in this tribute.
ow, I’m extra delighted, albeit surprised, to see that mega media giant Disney has jumped on the “body art is beautiful” bandwagon.
From the new kid friendly sci-fi flick John Carter (in theaters next friday on March 9th), feast your eyes on Princess Dejah Thoris:I felt Miss Collins pretty added up a pretty good Dejah Thoris.I never imagined tatooes,but Edgar Rice Burroughs pretty discribed anyone his wife above to Lynda Carter or Kim Kardashian.So she pretty much fits the bill.Well,one idiot on the Internut,thought Lynne Collins wasn't spounge weathy.As if,some pie eating coach sleeping fat frack fan boy,would worthy of her notice.He'd be lucky ,if Miss Collins farted ,in his direction,by accident,on a windy day.Now,if only Janes got way the Maureer O'Sullivan clones and Hollyweird pick a blonde this time,like was done Gordan Scott or Lex Barker.The only the only Jane ,I ever liked was

Andie MacDowell 

Greystoke: The Legend of Tarzan, Lord of the ApesMiss Jane Porter

.Hey,Lynne Collins as Dejah Thoris this weeks desktop.Yeah,sure they made Dejah Thoris,a

 scientist,but hey,it's not the 1930's.Burrough never thought of it,but it dosen't hurt the movie,

neither.John  Carter works,unless this bomb.Tracy Lords as Dejah Thoris  /?More like it
Dejah Blowjob meet soap hunk> 

Anything for a buck!John Farter of Mars.And the classic story<that inspired Dysey to do a better job<that this low budget abomination.See Traci Lords,againning to act outside of porno.See Antonio Sabato,junior out act 
Antonio Sabato,senior.See Tarks Tarkis ride a horse and nothing else.See Edgar Rice Burroughs spin in his grave.




Actress Lynn Collins on her role as the Princess from planet Mars:
“She is a strong, independent, intelligent female with her hands both firmly grasped on her masculinity,” she told THR. “And that’s something we just don’t see that much. And I wanted to inspire women with that image, with that character.”
  

Tuesday, June 19, 2012

At the Earth's Core

At the Earth's Core written by written by both Edgar Rice Burroughs and Doctor Seuss


I noticed a weirld listenning to the Liverbox audiobook of At the Earth's Core and noticed this.




"Then shall I tell you. When a man of Pellucidar intervenes between another man and the woman the other man would have, the woman belongs to the victor. Dian the Beautiful belongs to you. You should have claimed her or released her. Had you taken her hand, it would have indicated your desire to make her your mate, and had you raised her hand above her head and then dropped it, it would have meant that you did not wish her for a mate and that you released her from all obligation to you. By doing neither you have put upon her the greatest affront that a man may put upon a woman. Now she is your slave. No man will take her as mate, or may take her honorably, until he shall have overcome you in combat, and men do not choose slave women as their mates—at least not the men of Pellucidar."
"I did not know, Ghak," I cried. "I did not know. Not for all Pellucidar would I have harmed Dian the Beautiful by word, or look, or act of mine. I do not want her as my slave.
Even notice,this paragraph of  Edgar Rice Burroughs almost sounds more like Doctor Seuss
Imagine,if you will the rest of David Innes responces went like a Doctor Zaus creation and as Burroughs wrote him..

I did not to offend Dian the Beautiful.I did not,nor did I want to offend the Thipdars behind her  or the Riptars
behind them.I also,did not want to offend her green eggs and ham.

I have an Iron Mole,I like to dig,with a man named Fig.
I said to Abner Perry,we must hurry.
I was agast,as I watched the cruel Mahars,with their great wings falling like tappers.

Friday, June 15, 2012

The Land That Time Forgot ~ 1975




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The Land That Time Forgot ~ 1975

Journey to a savage world where time is extinct!
The Adventure You Will Never Forget!
"For several minutes no one spoke; I think they must each have been as overcome by awe as was I. All about us was a flora and fauna as strange and wonderful to us as might have been those upon a distant planet had we suddenly been miraculously transported through ether to an unknown world. But the life! It teemed. The tall, fernlike trees were alive with monkeys, snakes, and lizards. Huge insects hummed and buzzed hither and thither. Mighty forms could be seen moving upon the ground in the thick forest, while the bosom of the river wriggled with living things, and above flapped the wings of gigantic creatures such as we are taught have been extinct throughout countless ages."
-- Bowen Tyler
CREDITS
American International Pictures (AIP)
Director: Kevin Connor
Writers: Edgar Rice Burroughs (novel) ~ James Cawthorn ~ Michael MoorcockCAST
Doug McClure: Bowen Tyler
John McEnery: Captain Von Schoenvorts
Susan Penhaligon: Lisa Clayton
Keith Barron: Bradley
Anthony Ainley: Dietz
Godfrey James: Borg
Bobby Parr: Ahm
Declan Mulholland: Olson
Colin Farrell: Whiteley
Ben Howard: Benson
Roy Holder: Plesser
Andrew McCulloch: Sinclair
Ron Pember: Jones
Grahame Mallard: Deusett
Andrew Lodge: Reuther
90 min / Japan:102 min ~ Technicolor
Aspect Ratio: 1.85 : 1 more

Doug McClure

John McEnery

Susan Penhaligon

Keith Barron

Anthony Ainley

Bobby Parr
FILMING LOCATIONS
La Palma, Canary Islands, Spain (prehistoric dinosaur world)
Santa Cruz de Tenerife, Tenerife, Canary Islands, Spain
Santa Cruz de la Palma, La Palma, Canary Islands, Spain
Shepperton Studios, Shepperton, Surrey, England, UK
Skye, Highlands, Scotland, UKPLOT SUMMARY
In this low budget fantasy adventure from Britain, based on Edgar Rice Burroughs' 1918 science fiction novel, a German submarine holding American prisoners of war during World War I, veers off course. Lost at sea, the submarine empties its fuel supply and runs aground on an uncharted island in the Antarctic. Caprona is isolated from the rest of the world by its towering barrier cliffs and can be entered only through a submerged passage.

 The begins to go down hill,in cheap puppet dinosaures here.
The crew discovers that in this land that time forgot all stages of evolution seem to have merged, from dinosaurs to various evolutionary stages of cavemen. The females of Caprona/Caspak perform ritual bathing in a continent-long river that sweeps their eggs to the southern end of the island -- all except for the Galu, who have attained the status of live-bearing humans. Not every individual reaches "the top," some are destined to remain, and die, at intermediate stages. Thanks to a caveman named Ahm that the crew captured and befriended, they locate a large pool of crude oil, which they are able to refine into fuel for their submarine. Unfortunately, in their efforts to secure the fuel they need to get back home, they have to deal with dinosaurs, attacks by cavemen, and even strife among their own people. The Land That Time Forgot was enough of a success to spawn a 1976 sequel called The People That Time Forgot.
TRIVIA
German actor Anton Diffring dubbed John McEnery's voice as Captain Von Schoenvorts, allegedly because the producers felt McEnery had used a silly voice for the part.
Doug McClure replaced Stuart Whitman.
Bradley was offered to Patrick Mower.
The real U-33 of World War One served in the Mediterranean and survived the war.
The prehistoric animals were created through stuntmen in dinosaur suits and oversized models
The sequel to this film is The People That Time Forgot

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ERBzine Web Refs
ERBzine C.H.A.S.E.R. Illustrated Biblio: The Land That Time Forgot
eText Edition: The Land That Time Forgot Trilogy
ERBzine Silver Screen Series
Part I: The Land That Time Forgot - Film Version
Caspak Dictionary and Film Stills Gallery
The Land That Time Forgot ~ Canaveral Press Art by Mahlon Blaine
Caspak in Review by Steve Servello
The Mystery of Caprona by Den Valdron
Sociology of the Wieroo by Rick Johnson
Caspakian Demography by Banks Miller
The Wieroo of Caprona By Den Valdron
An Inquiry into an Anomalous Evolutionary History
Popular Science and The Land That Time Forgot by Phillip R. Burger
Loose String ~ Cos-Ata-Lo by Sailor Barsoom