Thursday, January 17, 2013

Princess of Mars or Dajah Blowjob,Princess of Morons


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|name           = Princess of Mars
|image          = princessofmarsdvdcover.jpg
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|director       = [[Mark Atkins]]
|producer       = [[David Michael Latt]] <br>[[David Rimawi]] <br>[[Paul Bales]]
|writer         = [[Mark Atkins]]
|based on       = {{Based on|''[[A Princess of Mars]]''|[[Edgar Rice Burroughs]]}}
|starring       = [[Antonio Sabato, Jr.]] <br>[[Traci Lords]]
|music          =
|cinematography =
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|distributor    = [[The Asylum]]
|released       = {{Film date|2009|12|29}}
|runtime        = 90 Minutes
|country        = US
|language       = English
|budget         =
|gross          =
}}
'''''Princess of Mars''''' (retitled and re-released in 2012 as '''''John Carter of Mars''''') is a 2009 [[Direct-to-video|direct-to-DVD]] [[science fiction]] film made by American independent studio [[The Asylum]], based on the 1912 novel ''[[A Princess of Mars]]'' by author [[Edgar Rice Burroughs]]. The film's promotional art makes mention of how the original story inspired some elements of [[James Cameron]]'s ''[[Avatar (2009 film)|Avatar]]''. It is not to be confused with the higher-budget 2012 film ''[[John Carter (film)|John Carter]]'', which is also an adaptation of the novel. In Europe, the film was released with the title ''The Martian Colony Wars''.

==Plot==
[[John Carter (character)|John Carter]] ([[Antonio Sabato, Jr.]]) is a modern-day [[United States Army|U.S. Army]] [[sniper]] serving in [[Afghanistan]], wounded in the line of duty and used in a [[teleportation]] experiment wherein he is transferred to [[Barsoom]], here depicted outside our solar system.But the case this John Carter,it's more likely,he gets transported to the nearest bar and Barsoom. On this world, Carter exhibits the ability to leap amazing distances. Initially enslaved and held against his will on a chain and collar by the [[Tharks]], he earns a rank among them and later saves a rival group's princess, the human-looking [[Dejah Thoris]] ([[Traci Lords]]), from death.In this case,it's like Dejah Blowjob,not Dejah Thoris,being who they casted.Incomparible Dejah Thoris ?Hardly.More more easy Dajah Thoris.

The group of Tharks, led by [[Tars Tarkas]], take Carter to their leader Tal Hajus, guarded by Tars Tarkas' daughter Sola. Learning that Tarkas gave Carter a military rank only Hajus can give, Tarkas and John Carter are forced to duel. Upon winning, Captain Carter faces Sarka, an [[Afghanistan|Afghan]] mercenary who had betrayed him. When Sarka escapes, Carter helps Tars Tarkas kill Tal Hajus and become the new leader of the Tharks.These Tharks,unlike the novels,look like Martian pigmies,with a second set a atrophied lower arms

John Carter then learns that Dejah Thoris has fled to the planetary air-cleaning station that keeps Barsoom habitable, which Sarka damages, causing the [[atmosphere]] to deteriorate. Carter and Sarka face each other in a duel; but Sarka is killed by an insect during the fight. After John Carter and Dejah Thoris re-activate the station.John Carter is returned to Earth, where he declines to tell his superiors about his adventures for fear they will colonize Barsoom, and returns to military duties while hoping to return to Barsoom.Also,he fears the real John Carter will show up and whip the shit out of him.

== Main cast ==
*[[Antonio Sabato Jr.]] - [[John Carter (character)|John Carter]]
*[[Traci Lords]] - [[Dejah Thoris]]
*[[Matt Lasky]] - [[Tars Tarkas]]
*[[Chacko Vadaketh]] - Sarka / Sab Than
*[[Mitchell Gordon]] - Tal Hajus
*[[Noelle Perris]] - Sola, a female green Martian who cares for John Carter

==Production==
This film makes extensive use of the [[Vasquez Rocks]] for its alien landscape, appearing throughout the film as different locations.

==External links==
*[http://www.theasylum.cc/product.php?id=163 ''Princess of Mars'' at The Asylum]
*{{IMDb title|1531911}}

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[[Category:2000s science fiction films]]
[[Category:2009 films]]
[[Category:American science fiction films]]
[[Category:The Asylum films]]
[[Category:Direct-to-video films]]
[[Category:English-language films]]
[[Category:Films based on works by Edgar Rice Burroughs]]
[[Category:Films shot in California]]
[[Category:Barsoom]]
[[Category:Mars in film]]

[[fr:Les Chroniques de Mars]]
[[nl:Princess Of Mars]]
[[ja:アバター・オブ・マーズ]]
[[ru:Принцесса Марса (фильм)]]

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